So, I’ve been playing around with my Tiara boat, which, judging by its name, should be a crown jewel on the water, right? Instead, it’s more like a cheap costume jewelry piece—sparkly on the outside but falls apart as soon as you try to use it. I’m beginning to suspect that this “luxury” vessel might actually be a glorified bathtub on stilts. Has anyone else experienced this royal letdown? Do I need to sprinkle magic fairy dust on it every morning, or is there a secret Tiara maintenance ritual that everyone conveniently skips over in the manual? I’d love to hear your hilarious sorrows and any miracle fixes before I start naming it “Her Majesty’s Flop.”
Tiara Boat Troubles